When you do the crime and provide evidence you did it, it made my life easier.

In which we should ban someone because they didn’t want to work with another developer.

The hacked code is not coming from Hello Dolly. It’s just not.

Do a better job and review everything and listen to me because I know better!

There are good ways of handling a bad review you don’t like. This is not one of them.

There’s a right and a wrong way to fork code, and a right and a wrong way to handle it when you’re called out about a fork.