stories - Half-Elf on Tech

3 January, 202426 October, 2023How it Was

Plugins: When it Restarted

Bishop's Bridge - a scheduled ancient monument

A return of the booking plugin drama, with a repeat method.

20 December, 202326 October, 2023How it Was

Plugins: Just Sexism

These encounters are pretty normal to anyone who doesn’t identify as male, and uses the internet.

6 December, 202326 October, 2023How it Was

Plugins: D.M.C.A

Young man, keep your code on the web, I said. Young man, don’t send a takedown instead, I said. Young man, ’cause you’re hurting yourself. There’s no need to bug the half elf ….

8 November, 202326 October, 2023How it Was

Plugins: What a B*tch

A very short story about someone who just hates.

25 October, 202312 October, 2023How it Was

Plugins: Sex and Gutenberg

Someone hated Gutenberg so much they made everything about it, and decided we all got drugs from Automattic. Not kidding.

11 October, 20237 September, 2023How it Was

Plugins: My Way Or Nothing

Sometimes you can be too smart for your own good. This story is about someone who knew better than WordPress… but wanted to use it anyway.