This post is dedicated to Michael Fields, who donated to help me get to WCSF. I envy him his Portland.
Not all of my sites use child themes. In fact, most of them don’t. I work on about 20 WordPress sites and of them I have five child themes, one of which is an unedited child from the theme dev. Even when I have custom-post-types, I rarely need to mess with a child theme, unless it’s needing a special template or page design. That means that most of my child themes are a style sheet, a functions file, and one or two new pages. When I do have to make a child theme, I do my best to make it reusable as much as possible. I have the same child theme on two sites, but they look nothing alike.
But generally, when someone tells me they need to edit a theme, I tell them how to make a child theme, which I fully endorse, but also to step back. Do you really need a child theme? See most people make a child theme to customize their site, and since that’s pretty much what they were invented for, it shouldn’t be a bad thing. But sometimes people are using a child theme for the wrong thing and they ignore all the built-in ways to customize a theme.
The only reason you need to use a child theme is when you have to add a new template, or replace one that cannot be hooked into.
That’s it.
Before we get into this, I’m going to point out that if you are using a Theme Framework, this is not for you. A theme framework is something designed for you to build a child theme off of. This post is for people who use TwentyEleven and want to make it a little special, or even a lot special, because most of what you want to do is something in CSS anyway. Yes, I did just say most of what you’re doing with a child theme can be done with CSS. The rest of it can usually be done with widgets, and after that there are some plugins to help you out.
Ready to customize your theme without a child theme? Here we go.
Themes Have Options
It’s 2012, and the majority of themes have options. Some have too many, but pretty much every theme has some options. The default theme has some basic options. People may call them simple, but these options are huge to make your site just a little different. A single column, no sidebar, TwentyEleven is automatically a different feel than the generic sidebar site. It puts the concentration on your content, which is king, and pulls it back to the importance of it. If you’re running a documentation or essay site, that’s what you want. Most themes also have header options, to pick your text, color, and image, as well as background images and colors. The new theme customizer lets you actually do almost all of that in one go, making it even easier.
Remember. All cars have wheels, windows, and doors: it’s how they’re arranged and styled that attract most people.
I know I said I wasn’t going to mention Theme Frameworks, but themes like Genesis, and even ones like Hybrid, often build their themes with powerful options that let you use them without having to make your own functions files. More on how you don’t need that later.
It’s just CSS
Most of what people want to change is CSS. I said it before, I’ll say it again. If you want to change the color of your site, and it’s not included in the theme options, you want to end your CSS. But how, I hear you ask, without a child theme? WordPress.com Custom CSS (aka Safe CSS) will let you edit your site’s CSS without making a child theme. You can’t use all CSS, there are some moz-radius things that don’t seem to work, but other than that, you can totally change up your site.
CSS is more than just colors. CSS can format your text, move your divs, and completely customize your layout, all with just a few lines. Change the one column from a skinny one to a fat one, indent your paragraphs, and add whitespace to your header without any text. Everything can be moved.
Neglect not your menus
Customize your menus. You can add images and styles to your menus, and you should to make them look like anything you want. Yes, this goes back to CSS, but you’d be amazing how many people just leave them alone. First, remember to customize your menu to look like anything except that list of pages. Change it up right away, and then add in design and style to stand out. The menu is supposed to catch your reader’s attention and direct them where you want to go. Don’t slack off.
Widgets, Widgets, Widgets, Widgets, Widgets, Widgets, yeah!
Do not ignore the power of your widgets. Your widgets control your sidebars in most sites, but also your footers. People think of them as just a way to toss in twitter and search. You can use the amazing, incredible Widget Logic to control when and where a widget shows, to make different pages show different information. An alternative, if you’re really good at php, is the impressive PHP Code Widget, which will let you put any PHP in widget and customize it on it’s own.
The most powerful widget in your arsenal, however, is the text widget. Text drives your site in so many ways, a simple text widget can hold any information, from contact information to a haiku. You can put anything in a text widget, HTML, inline CSS, your special code. Text is insanely powerful and you shouldn’t forget it.
Want to use shortcodes in your widgets? We can do that too with two lines of code:
add_filter( 'widget_text', 'shortcode_unautop'); add_filter( 'widget_text', 'do_shortcode', 11);
Normally this would go in your functions.php in your theme, but hang on, we’ll get to where to put that in a minute.
Conjunction Junction, Don’t Use Functions
Here’s where a lot of people demand they have to use a child theme. They need to add in functions, like the overriding filters and actions in their parent theme. I very, very, rarely use a functions.php file in any child theme, because I hate having to replace them if I ever switch themes. Instead, I make use of mu-plugins.
Generally I end up with three files:
customposttypes.php
functions.php
themename.php
Obviously, the first one is for my Custom Post Types. They all live there happily. The second is for anything and everything I’d put in that theme function file. It’s important for me to keep the general functions separate from the theme specific ones, however. In fact, while I originally said I made a ‘subchild’ theme for Genesis’ Balance theme, I’m now using the CSS (mentioned above, SafeCSS), and two MU plugins: ipstenu-functions.php and ipstenu-balance.php. That’s right, all my tweaks, everything I did, are there. I’ve done the same for this domain, and all other sites except for photos. Why? Photos has a CPT that needs a custom template.
On subsites of a network, I wrap my mu-plugin with if ( $blog_id == 2 ) { ... } to ensure it only gets called on that subsite. For the theme, $theme_name = get_current_theme(); and if ( $theme_name == 'Origin' ) { ... } within. Be careful, the theme name is the name, not the slug, so ‘Balance Child Theme’ and not ‘balance’ is what you want. Even straight up theme related actions like add_action('genesis_before_footer', 'ipstenu_before_footer'); work without a hitch. That leaves me with (at most) three ‘plugins’ for each site, and usually not even one. If I wanted to be really lazy with Genesis, I could do most of it internal with a plugin to do it on the dashboard instead.
You can do it all without children
Really the point is that of all the children theme possibilities on this network, the only one that exists is the one that needed it’s own special template. I certainly wouldn’t do this for all sites, but once you pull all the theme specific data out of your functions file, there’s often very little left. When you can do this, you retain a little extra flexibility in that your changes are easy to swap out between themes.
At the end of the day, it doesn’t make things easier or harder, just different.
Put all your non-theme-specific changes into a mu-plugin. Put your CPTs into another. See what’s left. You may be surprised.




I have a slightly selfish reason for worrying about it. I work for a company where using a proxy to get to websites they’ve blocked is grounds for being fired. I’m not the only person who has this concern. The worst part about this is if I went to a site that used a proxy, without telling me, I could get ‘caught’ and fired. Oh sure, I could argue ‘I didn’t know!’ but the fact remains that my job is in jeopardy. This is part of why I hate short-links I can’t trace back. A proxy being ‘right’ or ‘wrong’ doesn’t matter, what matters is the contract I signed that says I will not circumvent the office firewall knowingly. Now I have to be even more careful with every link I click, but the uneducated who don’t know anything about this are at a huge risk.
I do a lot of forum support, and I can easily envision people getting cease-and-desist orders from the Courts, telling them to remove their proxies. I can see webhosts shutting down sites because they don’t want to deal with the hassle, or because their servers happen to be located in a country where the site being proxied is blocked. And without any effort at all, I can see the users, who don’t understand the risk they’re getting into by running this proxy, screaming their heads off and blaming WordPress because they are uneducated. They’re not stupid, and they’re not evil, they just don’t see the big picture.

Now here’s the scary bit. Every file gets deleted off the server. Yes. Every file. When it’s WordPress, I kill it all with fire except those personal files.

Quite often people suggest that we ‘weigh’ the usefulness of plugins and themes in the WordPress repository differently. Some want to use star ratings, other popularity, and others compatibility of WordPress Versions.
What’s in the Compatibility Matrix? This is a very complicated thing, but it’s also very telling. Knowing how many people have reported a plugin works or doesn’t work, and getting an average, can help you. Sometimes you have to go back and forth, checking various plugin versions to WordPress releases, to get the whole picture, though, so it can time time to understand what’s going on.
What Else? Only now do I take a look at things like downloads, what the author says it’s compatible to, when it was last updated, and what the stars are. Why? Because unless an author has written ‘This plugin will not work on WordPress 3.4!’ in the readme, there’s a darn good chance it’s just fine and they didn’t bother to update. And that pisses off a lot of people.
You could go to town with the checks in there. Like if the plugin isn’t active, deactivate the child and so on and so forth. I’m not going to write it all for you (though 
This post is dedicated to Mark Jaquith, who
The point is not to not use third party code, however, but to use it wisely and to use it safely. It’s your responsibility as a developer to make sure your plugin is secure, and to know what it does. If you don’t understand how someone else’s code works, don’t use it in your plugin, because by using it, you are now responsible for updating it, securing it and keeping it safe. How can you do it if you don’t get it? Furthermore its your responsibility to educate your users as to what a plugin does and how you’ve secured it. This is open source code, the bad guys can already peek in and see what’s up. If they know, then you owe it to the users to arm them with education.
Shortly after TimThumb was exploited, it was yanked from the theme repository. Since WordPress 3.3