Half-Elf on Tech

Thoughts From a Professional Lesbian

Author: Ipstenu (Mika Epstein)

  • New Math

    New Math

    I’m not a math teacher. I’m not a mathematician. My father, the risk analyst, is a mathematician. We used to play math ‘games’ and I thought that was normal. I was also a very odd child. My mother was convinced something was ‘wrong’ with me because I did “Number Roll” all day at school for the better part of a year. To anyone not from a Montessori school, Number Roll is a bewildering concept, where you just write numbers, incrementing by one, over and over and over again, getting the numbers as high as you could go.

    Now, I was always (am still) a hands on learner. Being forced to learn anything by rote memorization is painful. But math is a little different. You can’t ‘understand’ math until you’ve mastered counting. You can’t grasp all the relationships between quantities and numbers without knowing the numbers first. It’s like you can’t learn spelling until you memorized the ABCs.

    Number roll is crazy basic. On long sheets of paper, I wrote each number in order, beginning with “1”. I should stress, my mom worried about my intelligence, that I spent days and weeks and months doing this. But what I was really doing was following patterns without knowing it. I mean, I can do my nine-times tables because I know the ‘pattern’ is Plus Minus. Watch:

    09
    18
    27
    36
    

    That didn’t make any sense to you? Start with 09. Add 1 to the left and subtract one from the right. Now it’s 18. You do this over and over and over again and it works all the way down. This repetition taught me pattern recognition in a different way and gave me insight into both counting and the meaning behind it. The nines work like that because 10 – 1 = 9, so then logically I could apply this to everything! This is where number roll was suddenly magical, as the Montessori concept is that before children can gain a meaningful understanding of quantities, numbers, and the relationships between them, they need to learn basic counting, but you should understand what counting means.

    In other words, math will make more sense if you can see how the numbers fit together.

    This is probably why, when I was a kid, I did my multiplication ‘backwards.’ That is, if you asked me to do 123 x 24, I did it left to right. Let me explain. This is how you probably do it:

     123
    x 24
    ----
     492
    246
    ----
    2952
    

    Right? You start with the bottom right, so you go “4 times 3 is 12, carry the 1, 4 times 2 is 8 plus one is 9, 4 times 1 is 4.” Most people I know would call this ‘traditional’ math. My math goes left to right, so I get this:

     123
    x 24
    ----
    24
     48
      72
    ----
    2952
    

    1 x 24, then 2 x 24, and finally 3 x 24. I can do this fast because I’ve memorized my times tables, but at one point a friend asked me how this was really left to right, because when you look at 3 x 24, you’re back to the old “3 times 4 is 12, carry the 1. 3 times 2 is 6 plus 1 is 7.” Well, when I do ALL all the work, it looks like this:

     123
    x 24
    ----
    2000 (100 x 20)
     400 (100 x 4)
     400 (20 x 20)
      80 (20 x 4)
      60 (3 x 20)
      12 (3 x 4)
    ----
    2952
    

    The difference really is I’m breaking apart multiplication into smaller addition steps. And now it makes sense to a lot more people. “100 times 20 is 2000” and so on. Once it’s spread out, it’s easier for someone new to pick up how I did it, and in a sense, why. It’s true left to right, all the way down. I don’t generally do long-form math this way any more, though, because like everyone else I had to learn the ‘real’ way of doing it, but also I started to memorize the patterns. I know without really thinking that 12 times 2 is 48. It’s a common enough equation that I memorized the answer.

    That means I can do all this in that even faster way you saw above. I just know that since 1 times anything is itself, the 4 from 24 goes under the one. Sometimes I have to remember to mark my place, if I’m doing less frequently combined numbers (I don’t seem to use 7s times 9s a lot). When that happens, I usually add on the zeros:

     123
    x 24
    ----
    2400
     480
      72
    ----
    2952
    

    When I don’t, to make sure I keep my place, I go far left top to far right bottom, since those two have to line up. That means I know the “1 times 4” answer (4) has to be under the 1, and the “1 times 2” answer (2) is one to the left. But that’s the advantage of understanding how all the numbers work together, and sets. I know how certain numbers combine, I’ve memorized their patterns, and I can apply them backwards and forwards not because I know the equations, but because I see the pattern.

    Now on to the rather controversial image I posted recently:

    New Math - Formula will be explained below
    New Math

    This shows you two ways to solve a problem. First is the ‘traditional’ way, or as I’ll call it, the fast way:

      32
    - 12
    ----
      20
    

    At it’s heart, this is a simple equation. Most of you went “Sure, 3 minus 1 is 2, the 2’s are the same, so 20.” Some of you went “1 plus 2 is 3, so it’s a 2…” Both are correct. Then you get the ‘new’ way:

    32 - 12 = __
    
    12 + [ 3] = 15
    15 + [ 5] = 20
    20 + [10] = 30
    30 + [ 2] = 32
    --------------
          20
    

    And a bunch of adults just when “LolWHUT!?”

    When I saw this math problem, the first thing I did was the same as you “Why 15!? What?” I mean, we’ve all been told “Show your work, don’t pull numbers out of thin air!” Then I thought back to when I was a kid trying to understand this whole math thing. Fives were easy to remember: 5 10 15 20. It’s either a 0 or a 5, and the number in front went up by 1 every 0. We all kind of got that pretty fast. Number Roll (see?) taught me that concept really early on. That was my lightbulb moment.

    “OH! We’re adding X to 12 to get to the 5s, then we add Y to get to the tens, then Z to get to the base of 32 (30), and add the leftovers Q. Add up X, Z, Y, and Q, you get 20!”

    This is what I would call “the long way” however the thought occurred to me that this was a number roll-less way to try and teach children how numbers came together! Common Core (which is where this comes from) is actually sneak-teaching kids algebra, while at the same time giving them a reference for that rote memorization they had earlier. You remember your 5 times tables? This is how we use that information in a practical application!

    Random math forumlas

    Part of the difference comes in if you think about subtraction as ‘Something new’ or ‘backwards addition.’ I tend to think of it as backwards addition, and multiplication is ‘Faster addition’ (division is ‘faster backwards addition’). I was fairly young when I realized that all math was really, at it’s heart, the same, it was just the formula you slapped in to make it messy. Everything comes down to adding for me, always. We’re all just playing fast ways to do things and solve problems, and this is starting with the long way first.

    All this comes back to what Richard Feynman wrote in the essay New Textbooks for the “New” mathematics:

    If we would like to, we can and do say, ‘The answer is a whole number less than 9 and bigger than 6,’ but we do not have to say, ‘The answer is a member of the set which is the intersection of the set of those numbers which is larger than 6 and the set of numbers which are smaller than 9’ … In the ‘new’ mathematics, then, first there must be freedom of thought; second, we do not want to teach just words; and third, subjects should not be introduced without explaining the purpose or reason, or without giving any way in which the material could be really used to discover something interesting. I don’t think it is worth while teaching such material.

    It’s his third point that I believe Common Core is trying to address. How many of you were taught the purpose of your times tables, after all? How many of you understood the reason besides ‘so I can pass the class’ that we learned to think of numbers and how they were put together? A lot of people seem to think that Feynman didn’t like kids to learn the application of math, to understand what it meant, but that’s incorrect. He rallied against new math because it lacked word problems and applications of use! Yes, you hated those word problems, but they were meant to teach you application. Instead most people learned how to pick out the important bits and do the math as a simple formula to which they could apply that rote memorization.

    There’s a problem with this, though, and Common Core has the same problem that New Math does and that the ‘traditional’ way did back when I was a kid, so this is nothing new. It forces kids to learn in one way, and one way only. I was incredibly lucky in that my father let me do math my own way (he found it interesting), and once I showed my work (see above) he and my teachers saw that I had in fact achieved the absolute goal of number roll: I internalized the connection between math equations and the numbers.

    Rote memorization has a place. You memorize the tables, you can do math faster, and things like calculus will be surprisingly easier to you because all you have to do is put the numbers into the formula. At the same time, some of the other concepts will be a struggle because you don’t get the connections, you only know memorization and implementation.

    I will note that once you’ve memorized this stuff, it’s all a lot faster. I tend to count on my fingers when I’m trying to math days of the week (like today is the 5th, so next Wednesday is 12th) because I’m messing with names (Wednesday) and numbers, and then I have to remember how many days are in March, but I can do all this in my head, including calculating tax. And no, I don’t think it’s ‘cheating’ to use a calculator. The point is understanding what the relationships between the numbers are, knowing what formula to apply when and where, and enjoy it.

    That was the goal of New Math, you know. To make math something kids wanted to do. You should read Feynman’s “Surely you’re joking, Mr. Feynman!” and follow his account of being on the board to set up these new curriculums, and you’ll see exactly why they continue to fail over and over. It’s a pity, too, since I bet some kids are looking at the Core method and there’s a lightbulb going on over their heads. I hope parents aren’t scaring their own kids off math because the adults don’t understand this new stuff.

    Of course, a lot of this is the fault of the school system, in that the parents aren’t taught what the kids are learning or why. If you’re learning something at school, and at home your parents go “What? This is bullshit!” you’re going to have a harder time learning and accepting. Don’t believe me? Creationism. You’re welcome. The point being you have to reinforce what a kid learns at school in the home or they have to come to terms with the dichotomy of difference at a stage when they don’t understand enough of the world to get what that meant.

    Not that having multiple choices is great for every kid. Some people freak out when there’s more than one right answer, especially in math which in the beginning is remarkably straightforward (like spelling). There’s one right answer, but now you’re giving them multiple paths (spelling has this too, by the by: color, colour; grey, gray). It breaks brains. This, perhaps, is a little bit why WordPress is “Decisions, not options.” Maybe we’re giving people the options too soon, but when it comes to learning, we adults should already know there isn’t one ‘right’ way to learn and master skills. And with math, there isn’t going to be one perfect way to get those base concepts into their minds.

  • I Hate WP Here

    I Hate WP Here

    I’m probably going to piss a lot of people off with this longer post, so let me make this clear from the start: the post is long, and any comments I deem inappropriate, overly angry, or totally off the point (like rants about why the 3.8 design sucks or why the updater is evil), will be deleted. This is my website. You can rant on yours, thank you.

    So here’s the deal. I get it. I really do. The change in the WordPress.org back end, the new admin dashboard, is dramatic, bold, and not universally embraced.

    Introducing a modern new design (overview from WP's about page)

    And I get that the updater isn’t something people love. Though to be honest, the volume of people who did not notice the 3.7 to 3.7.1 update, but are livid over the 3.8 to 3.8.1 update perplex me. Where were you in the end of October when we last had an auto-update?

    People have passions and they are general vocal about it. I’ve had so many conversations like this:

    Isn’t that beautiful, easier to read, potentially colorful, admin dashboard wonderful? Oh wait, you find it ugly, harder to read, and too colorful? But … the design works so well with a mobile phone! You use the iOS app? The colors man! You don’t like black? That’s okay! Colors! See you just go to your user profile and pick a different one. I like Ecto… what? It’s not the colors? You just hate it?

    I’m not putting a picture of Aaron Jorbin up here, but you know the drill. And I get it, I really do. The change was big and it’s never going to be something loved by all. But let me quote something for you:

    I agree with a lot of users too that the changes to the admin dash interface are not up to par, like some of the buttons
    […]

    The defense is that new users will love it because they don’t know better? That’s rather weak considering the millions of people installed base that still want to work with WordPress.

    Also, calling the old UI “insanely stupid” and loving the new one makes me suspect you really don’t know what you are talking about or you are really involved in this. What is it?

    […]

    I’m going to stick my neck out on this issue and say that it has ruined the whole blogging experience for me. The UI was the best feature of WordPress, it’s the bit that bloggers know and love for being an ace bit of kit.

    Those are all quotes from the topic “2.5 admin backend annoying” posted in 2009. That was when WordPress last had a totally massive, top down overhaul of the back end. And boy howdy did people have a strong reaction to it. The answer we had back then is actually the same as we had five years ago, and it’s not “Tough titties” (as Taffy would say). “Use a plugin to change it.”

    Right now the vocal minority of people who hate the new WP dashboard will need to make do with customizing their experience using plugins. Which is a whole ‘nother post in and of itself why plugins are good, and that isn’t the point here.

    The point here is that WordPress is probably not going back to the pre-3.8 design, nor will it be dropping the auto-updates. This was not a change made in a vacuum. It was tested by early adopters on WordPress.com (who were actually flipped over to this in June) as well as beta testers of WordPress core. The odds are, while improvements to address some of the visibility issues and functionality problems will be made, the direction of WordPress will remain forward, not backwards.

    While people who really hate these changes are pretty vocal about it, it’s actually nothing new if you look back to 2.5 and how it’s redesign was received, or if you look at the failed 2.3 redesign (Shuttle) and how well that went off. And when you consider that in Wordpress 2.7, when we introduced the ‘one click’ updater for core, and how many people hated that, it’s rather astounding we ever get anywhere at all. I hate saying “Just give it a shot!” and “Cope” but that’s really kind of where we are here because of people being irrational about new features in general. And who is being irrational? Two main groups: the people who hate it, and the staunch defenders who did not write it.

    The people who hate it, well, I covered that. The people who didn’t write it though, and to some extend these are people who didn’t actively or vocally work on testing and bug catching either, are the people in the support forums who mean really well, but are getting testy and snide and cranky. You know why the haters are upset, they’re having an emotional reaction. The supporters are angry because they get angry haters all the live long day, and snap back. It’s a vicious circle.

    With all the new features of WP 3.7 and 3.8, there was a lot of work. Months and months of work, testing, breaking, fixing, testing again, and finally you reach a point where you have to remember this: No matter what you do, your change will break someone’s workflow.

    There are probably children out there holding down spacebar to stay warm in the winter! YOUR UPDATE MURDERS CHILDREN.

    Change happens. We don’t always like it, we don’t always agree with all of it, but change is, inherently, a good thing. Even if everyone hates it, it helps us decide the direction of our passion and where we want it to be aimed. Take all that anger and think about what it actually means and how you can take it to improve things for more people. Because we’re talking about an open source product that you’re using, for free, that makes your life better. It makes it easier to manage websites, it makes it easier to get a job, and it makes it easier to do what you want. That doesn’t mean it will always do it exactly how you want it to, though. Even I have parts of the new features I dislike.

    But. What makes me and my dislike different from people who get angry are two things. First and foremost, I can recognize when I am angry, and when I do sense it, I walk away. I don’t reply. I leave the room. Even though it’s my job, to some extent, to talk to people about this stuff, I will hand things over to others, or beseech assistance in wording. The second thing is that I chose to be part of the progress and stick my toe in the water to try and change WordPress in a direction I prefer.

    This doesn’t mean I’m better than people who get angry. My lack of fire in some places leads to me not being the sort who champions new directions that often. You’ll notice I’m a community type rep, and not a core-plugin one. That’s why. But what I share with the people who change the world is a desire to funnel our hate into something productive and positive. I see something I dislike and I study it to understand it, why it was done, and since this is open source, suggest changes. I try to back them up with fact when I can, and logic when I can’t find enough fact. I strive to make things improved.

    I feel it’s better that way, and I sleep a lot better at night then when I was just angry all the time.

  • Is This Plugin Bad?

    Is This Plugin Bad?

    I get asked this a lot, in part because of my job (WordPress Support Guru and Manager) but also because I’m a know-it-all busy-body. The problem with the question is that it’s very subjective, and the answer highly depends on why someone’s asking the question.

    I’m sure it annoys my co-workers when they ask “Is this plugin bad?” and I ask “What problem is the customer reporting?” If the answer is that the customer has a slow site, then MY reply will be different than if they were hacked. Making matters worse, sometimes the answer depends on what other plugins they’re using, or what their theme is, or how they use everything together! You see, the issue is rarely “This is a horrible, evil, terrible plugin and no one should ever use it!” It’s generally more “Well in this case, I would say this is the best plugin, but you have to take this into consideration…”

    As a customer, it’s annoying. I just want a yes or no answer. But this is like that gas milage situation I talked about in my explanation of Shared Hosting. How many tanks of gas does it take to drive from Chicago to Cleveland? For me, it’s one. For my cousin, it was two and some change. Same distance, same day, same weather! What was different? The car and how we drove.

    Your site and my site are different. This site and this other site on my network are different. They run different plugins, though the same theme, and sometimes one of those different plugins causes a problem. Like I found out the custom prices plugin caused my background image not to display. Oops. Does that make it bad?

    There are a few types of ‘bad’ plugins to consider.

    Evil Plugins

    This is the easiest to explain. A plugin that is created to do evil things, like leave backdoors into your site, is bad, no matter what. Don’t use it.

    Holey Plugins

    This plugin has the best intentions in the world, but for whatever reason has a security hole. Maybe they forgot, maybe they missed it, but it happens to everyone. In general, this is not a bad plugin, unless the dev refuses to fix it. Or worse, can’t fix it! Now it’s a bad plugin.

    Broken Plugins

    Pretty common, this is a plugin that once worked but now, with the new upgrade of your theme/plugin/WordPress it stopped. This one sucks, and not much can be done except try and fix it, unless the developer comes around.

    Works For Everyone But You Plugins

    This is the brunt of what people mean when they ask me “Is this a bad plugin?” but they just don’t know it yet.

    Mal (aka Bad)

    If you haven’t noticed, most of the ‘bad’ plugins are really just unfortunate plugins in bad situations. Determining if a specific plugin is bad for you isn’t as simple as going “Yes, I know that plugin is crap!”

    What I do know, but I have to be circumspect in saying, is some plugins are better than others for specific server situations. You’re on shared? You probably don’t want W3 Total Cache right away because the best parts of it (that hooks into server side caching) aren’t available for you. On a VPS? You can probably use that YARPP (yet another related posts…) plugin just fine! Oh, but you’re using it with BuddyPress and bbPress and a whole mess of other plugins with a high degree of interactivity? You may need more memory.

    And that’s the real answer. Is any individual plugin I named ‘bad’? No! In fact I’ve used them all and they’re wonderful in their use case. But they also require me to be aware of my whole situation. What kind of server am I using, what kind of environment am I in, what other plugins am I using?

    It all comes back to being aware.

  • Copyleft

    Copyleft

    I’ve seen a lot of people doing an un-copyright, including Brian Gardner who did it (in part) to simplify his life.

    Our pervasive permission culture.
    Our pervasive permission culture. Via Mimi and Eunice

    While I’m a huge proponent of ‘Give it away’ (see all my ebooks), I also retain copyright on my creations for a reason, and it’s curiously the same reason why Brian (and Leo Babuta) don’t. Let me quote Leo:

    I’m not a big fan of copyright laws, especially as they’re being applied by corporations, used to crack down on the little guys so they can continue their large profits.

    I’m not the big guy. I’m the little guy. I want to protect what I created not for miles of profit, but because attribution is critical to my end goal of “obscurity.” That is to say the rationale behind my ebook philosophy of “Pay what you want” is that if people don’t know about a thing, they won’t buy/use a thing. Where as if people do know, and can find, a thing, they will use it.

    As I said, and as Cory Doctrow says: People don’t not buy a book because it was free, they don’t buy a book because they don’t know about the book.

    So if I remove copyright, and no one has to credit me, then no one knows about me and they can’t come back and get WordPress Multisite 110, or WordPress Bookstore and learn more. They can’t find this blog and get even more, free, tidbits about WordPress and computers and business and whatever else they use this site for. In short, without attribution, people can’t learn any more from me because they don’t know about me.

    As confusing as this can be, I’m okay with you taking my stuff and giving it away for free. But I do want you to say “I got this from halfelf.org” so that you pass on not just the information to the next guy, but the ability for them to find more information. The knowledge, not just the information, is key here. Taking my work and presenting it as your own gives information, but it does not teach knowledge, nor does it enable anyone to learn and go forward because you’re throttling their resources.

    Copyright isn’t about protecting the bug guy for me, it’s about protecting you from the big guy. It’s about making sure you know, and the next person knows where the information came from and how to resource it. Encyclopedias give away information, but the reason they’re amazing is that they give you the ability to gain knowledge from the information.

    Copyright is my encyclopedia. It’s forcing you to keep credit/attribution, which gives you information and the ability to gain further knowledge from it. It protects me, but that’s incidental in that it helps you. And if it can keep the big guys from stealing my stuff and presenting it as their own, then everyone wins.

  • LastPass? LostPass!

    LastPass? LostPass!

    ModemLoper came up with the name.

    So here’s a frustrating experience. My office uses LastPass to share passwords for things. Secret things. They send me an ‘invite’ for the Enterprise account with my company email. I go to log in with the first-time password thing, and it says I need to make a new password. Sure, because email isn’t secure, so I make a new password the same way I have for the last year. I open up 1Password, make a new account there (LastPass – Work) with the login as my.email@myoffice.com and generate a password. So I have a password stored there you see. I then copy that password and paste it in, twice, to change the password.

    I want to note some things here. I did not have a message about how my master password was super important at this time. In fact, it just said to enter it twice. Also remember this was for an ENTERPRISE account. Not a normal user. Okay?

    So I do that, it says yay log in now! I take the same password, paste it in, no go. Oh, okay, maybe a butterfly farted. I’ll just reset it. Guess what I can’t do? The password ‘Hint’ was useless, since my password was along the lines of dyEno4FfW4EsED and I’d set the hint to “1Password” like you often do. Also there’s no ’email me my password’ or ‘reset my password’ thing I can use. Probably because email isn’t secure. The email where they’d emailed me a temp password just before to create my Enterprise account.

    At this point I tweeted obscenities. I have an account but I can’t use it. I can’t reset the password. I can’t recover the password. I don’t have a ‘One Time’ use password because I never got to the point where it let me create that sort of thing. Ditto with ‘reverting’ my vault. There was nothing to revert to so I couldn’t do that. The official answer was to delete my account and start over. There was more swearing. Most of it public use of the F-word on Twitter.

    But I did delete the account, made a new one, and this time it said “Hey, this master password thing is super important!” and took me to a second screen where I have to re-enter it. Oh, and yes, I used the same password I’d made before. It worked this time. My coworker resent the invite to join our Enterprise account. I do so, set up Two Factor Authentication, trust my laptop, and he shared the folders.

    As I spell out the drama to him, I realize that this may be happening because I didn’t have an account before. That is, I went ahead and used the account and password from the email. Don’t believe me that they sent a clear-text password? Here:

    LastPass email with a clear text password. Proof, I tell you!

    I redacted the account, even though you could guess it. Four hours pass. I get a tweet from the LastPass CEO:

    https://twitter.com/joesiegrist/status/403649508715667456

    to which I replied:

    https://twitter.com/ipstenu/status/403649761212784640

    Everything’s fine now, and my takeaway from this is ‘Make an account before joining an Enterprise’ because clearly their ‘sign up through your enterprise’ thing is buggy. The whole interface is a little janky, and I find that their statement of how they cannot possibly reset your password to be weird:

    Recovery for LastPass is not the same as other services you may have previously used – due to our encryption technology, LastPass does not know your Master Password, so we cannot look it up, send it to you, or reset it for you. This means your data remains secure from threats, but also means that there are limited options when you forget your Master Password.

    I gather they mean “There’s no way to change your password without knowing your current password.” And really this is the ultimate security, isn’t it? No one but you can change it without knowing your master password. The problem with this, and really all these things, is that if I have one master password, it must be easy for me to memorize and remember at the drop of a hat.

    Which means my master password is my least secure password. Check the sticky notes on my monitor.

  • InBox Insanity

    InBox Insanity

    I get a lot of emails. I’m usually receiving and sending every hour or so. Most of the time they’re email alerts, sometimes conversations. While I’m a massive unsubsciber of email lists, I filter a lot of my emails into folders, where I’ll leave them unread until I have time, and then I delete them. Oh yes, I’m a member of Inbox Zero.

    Cat Face CloseupI started doing the Zero because I wanted to cut down on the stress in my digital life. An unread notification sits there, like a malignant ‘Deal with me!’ eye. And the thing is I do, I will, I always at least read the email. I don’t always reply, but I will read it. But what I don’t need is a five year old kicking my seat asking if we’re there yet.

    I’m not patient. I eat my bagels undercooked because if the dang thing isn’t done in the time it takes me to start the toaster, get my cream cheese, make a coffee, and go to the bathroom, then it’s getting eaten as is. I would never be a good chef because I don’t care if every slice and dice is the same, I care about eating. If it’s time to go and you’re dawdling, I hate you. I get annoyed when people can’t budget their time well and thus are always late. It’s a thing, it’s mine, and it’s what it is.

    Conversely, when it’s not food, or when its not a specific time event (like “I’ll meet you there between 4 and 5”) then I don’t stress about it. And when it’s email or Twitter, I’m seemingly negligent about serious replies because I may take a long time, and reply to other people frivilously, but in reality I’m thinking about the right reply. I have a couple emails in my drafts at any one point in time because I’m thinking.

    It’s funny, I know, that I get upset when people nag me about replying. But I understand that people need processing time, and while I’m terribly impatient when I wait for an email reply from someone (seriously, ask my wife, I’m really annoying), I try as hard as I can NOT to bother them about it! I may send them a little “Hi” note after a week or so, depending on the issue, but I’m usually asking someone for a special favor in the first place, and I try to respect their boundaries.

    Whew. Lots of me me me here!

    Also I like using desktop applications. I like email apps, and Twitter apps, over in their own thing that I can totally close out and ignore if I need to write or whatever. I’m not tempted to open twitter.com in my browser because I never do it. It’s good for me and my sanity, because I don’t get those ‘gotta clicks.’ The only ones I have in my browser are my RSS reader, Facebook, and Google Plus, none of which annoy me with alerts in my browser (well, not once I forcibly turned off all alerts).

    But email and Twitter, being a desktop tool on my Mac, need some settings changes too. Twitter has two places:

    Example of Twitter Settings

    On the first settings page, General, I set my menu bar icon to disabled, so nothing to pester me up there. On the Notifications page, I turn of nearly everything. The exceptions are mentions (which I keep as menu, just in case I change my mind… it’s been a month, I suspect not) and messages. Messages are important. Very few people DM me on Twitter, and when they do, it’s probably important or private, so it needs serious attention.

    Nothing else does.

    Email is weirder. How do you turn off the dock? Surprisingly easy. Go into your System Preferences and click on Notifications (first row, last column). In there, I always turn on “Do Not Disturb” settings from 9pm to 7am. If I’m up and coding at that hour, I’m in a zone and leave me alone. Otherwise I’ve left the laptop open, and either way I’m probably not in a mood to talk to people. The last thing I want is more alerts.

    Next scroll down to your email app (mine is Postbox) and turn off everything. Uncheck the boxes and set the style to ‘None’ and walk away:

    Notifications for PostBox

    Boom. No more red number.

    Don’t worry, I’m still checking mail.