Oh no, not me. Here are people I suggest you hire if you need help, though!
These are all people I know, in one way or another, and have vetted them (which is why, if you asked me to add you and I have not, it’s because I’m double checking! I’m picky!). Feel free to tell them ‘Ipstenu’ sent you.
- 10up
Run by some of the weirdest smart people I know, they can get your site looking amazeballs, and they spend time improving WP! - Amy Hendrix
One-woman dynamo of designer/developer fabulousness. No really. She’s amazing. - Bluelime Media
Graphic design, WordPress, and themes. I suck at themes. Christine most certainly does not! - FlashingCursor
Design, Development, WordPress. Gil does some pretty awesome themes. - Kim Woodbridge – (anti) Social Development
Blog upgrades and extras are her forte. If you want to spend more time blogging and less time fiddling with your templates and plugins, Kim can help. - The Online Strategy House
The phrase “holistic online marketing strategies” sounds just left of witchcraft, but anyone who says they know there isn’t one perfect way is definitely a good SEO resource! - Phenomenoodle
Web designs for small businesses with big dreams. - Plugged In Consulting
Full Service Web Development & SEO Firm. They can do WordPress, of course, and are on my VERY short list of people I’m willing to call ‘SEO experts.’ - Range
High quality web design and WordPress development by some awesome people I know. - Yoast
Again, on my short list for actual ‘SEO Experts’, Yoast gets it. If you’re in need of serious SEO help, he’s your man.
Finally, WordPress has an ‘official’ site called Code Poet which is a directory of WordPress professionals, web designers, and developers.



